Hall of Flame
Roast of the Month Winners Archive

The Roasts That
Burned the Brightest.

Every month, the solar industry community votes on the roast that hit hardest. These are the winners — the headlines that made thousands of EPCs laugh, cry, and forward to their entire team.

30
Total Roasts
5838
Community Votes
6
Monthly Winners

All-Time Greatest Roasts

#1
Homeowner Horror Stories

If Your Mortgage Broker Hid 35% of Your Home Loan in the Fine Print, They'd Go to Prison. In Solar? It's Called 'Industry Standard.'

The Truth in Lending Act has required mortgage lenders to disclose all fees since 1968. Car dealers must disclose dealer...

8,138
#2
Homeowner Horror Stories

My Solar Loan Is $25,000. My Solar System Costs $25,000. So Why Do I Owe $33,750?

Because there's an $8,750 dealer fee baked into your loan that nobody told you about. The CFPB found that these fees inc...

7,213
#3
Homeowner Horror Stories

Your Solar Lender Contractually Requires the Installer to HIDE the Fee From You. That's Not a Bug — It's the Business Model.

Here's the part that should make your blood boil: solar lenders include clauses in their contracts that explicitly prohi...

5,823

Monthly Winners

May 2026
WinnerThe Homeowner's Advocate
Homeowner Horror Stories

If Your Mortgage Broker Hid 35% of Your Home Loan in the Fine Print, They'd Go to Prison. In Solar? It's Called 'Industry Standard.'

The Truth in Lending Act has required mortgage lenders to disclose all fees since 1968. Car dealers must disclose dealer markups. Credit card companies must show you the APR with all fees included. But solar lenders? They can add 25-40% to your loan balance, contractually prohibit the installer from telling you, exclude it from the stated APR, and call it 'the cost of doing business.' The only industry where hiding a third of the price from the customer is not just legal — it's the standard operating procedure.

8,138
Runner-Up
Homeowner Horror Stories

My Solar Loan Is $25,000. My Solar System Costs $25,000. So Why Do I Owe $33,750?

415The Homeowner's Advocate
Honorable Mention
Homeowner Horror Stories

Your Solar Lender Contractually Requires the Installer to HIDE the Fee From You. That's Not a Bug — It's the Business Model.

390Solar Transparency Project
April 2026
WinnerSolar Transparency Project
Homeowner Horror Stories

Your Solar Lender Contractually Requires the Installer to HIDE the Fee From You. That's Not a Bug — It's the Business Model.

Here's the part that should make your blood boil: solar lenders include clauses in their contracts that explicitly prohibit installers from disclosing dealer fees to homeowners. Read that again. The company lending you money has a written agreement that says the company installing your panels cannot tell you what you're actually paying. If your mortgage broker did this, they'd be in prison. In solar? It's Tuesday.

5,823
Runner-Up
Homeowner Horror Stories

BREAKING: Congress Had to Write a Law Just to Make Solar Lenders Tell You What You're Paying

357Policy Watch
Honorable Mention
Honest Distributor Ads

Our Inventory System Is a Guy Named Gary. Gary Has a Clipboard. Gary Does Not Believe in Computers.

335Sunstone Distribution Co.
March 2026
WinnerSunstone Distribution Co.
Honest Distributor Ads

Our Inventory System Is a Guy Named Gary. Gary Has a Clipboard. Gary Does Not Believe in Computers.

At Sunstone Distribution Co., we pride ourselves on our state-of-the-art inventory management system: Gary. Gary has been with us since 1997. Gary's clipboard has been with us since 1997. They are inseparable.

5,813
Runner-Up
Fake News Headlines

FOR SALE: One Fax Machine. Lightly Used. Located in a $50 Billion Industry That Still Thinks It's 1974

315Solar Classifieds
Honorable Mention
Homeowner Horror Stories

That 0.99% Interest Rate on Your Solar Loan? You Already Paid 35% Interest — Upfront — Before Your First Payment.

298Jennifer M.
February 2026
WinnerJennifer M.
Homeowner Horror Stories

That 0.99% Interest Rate on Your Solar Loan? You Already Paid 35% Interest — Upfront — Before Your First Payment.

Solar lenders love advertising rates as low as 0.99%. Here's how it actually works: they add a 25-35% dealer fee to your loan balance, which 'buys down' the interest rate. So on a $30,000 system, you're borrowing $40,500 at 0.99% instead of $30,000 at market rate. You didn't get a deal. You prepaid a decade of interest in a lump sum that's now hidden in your principal. A PhD in economics would struggle to explain this to you at the kitchen table — and that's by design.

4,908
Runner-Up
Fake News Headlines

SEVERE WEATHER ALERT: Category 5 Margin Compression Event Approaching Your Business

279National Solar Service
Honorable Mention
Homeowner Horror Stories

Your Cash-Paying Neighbor Got the Same System for $8,000 Less. The Difference? You Financed.

277Rachel T.
January 2026
WinnerRachel T.
Homeowner Horror Stories

Your Cash-Paying Neighbor Got the Same System for $8,000 Less. The Difference? You Financed.

Here's the dirty math: if you paid cash for a $25,000 solar system, you paid $25,000. If your neighbor financed the same system, they're paying $33,000+ because of a hidden dealer fee. Same panels. Same installer. Same roof. But the financed customer pays 30% more and never sees it broken out. Even better: some companies bake the fee into ALL their prices, which means cash customers are subsidizing the financing fees of their neighbors. Everyone loses except the lender.

4,611
Runner-Up
If Other Industries Worked Like Solar

If Amazon Worked Like Solar Distribution: Search. Call Gary. Wait 3 Days for a Quote. Get the Wrong Item.

268Frustrated EPC Owner
Honorable Mention
Homeowner Horror Stories

The Solar Industry Is 'Shifting Toward Less Affluent Communities.' The Hidden Fees Are Not Getting Smaller.

268Community Solar Watch
December 2025
WinnerCommunity Solar Watch
Homeowner Horror Stories

The Solar Industry Is 'Shifting Toward Less Affluent Communities.' The Hidden Fees Are Not Getting Smaller.

The CFPB reports that residential solar is rapidly expanding into less affluent communities. That's great — clean energy for everyone. What's not great: those same communities are being sold loans with 30%+ hidden dealer fees that inflate a $25,000 system to $33,000+. The families who can least afford hidden costs are the ones most likely to get them. The door-to-door salesperson doesn't mention the fee. The contract doesn't break it out. And the lender's terms say nobody's allowed to tell you.

4,408
Runner-Up
Fake News Headlines

BREAKING: Local EPC Owner Discovers He's Been Paying Retail Prices on Wholesale Volume for 11 Years

248Solar Industry Daily
Honorable Mention
Homeowner Horror Stories

I Claimed My Dealer Fee on the Federal Tax Credit. Turns Out That's Not Allowed. Nobody Told Me.

235David K.

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